Hot Nude Yoga: The Return - Week 2 of 4

DISCLAIMER: This series, HOT NUDE YOGA THE RETURN is intended for mature audiences and people who are not related to me or my boyfriend. :)

So it's Week Two and I'm actually really into this workshop at this point. My energy is different. I'm not getting tired throughout the day. My energy is very even and I've got an abundance of it. Wow, didn't realize that a few tugs on the balls and some breathing could do that. But I guess that's the point of this workshop: education.

So I get in, take my clothes off, say hello to Bill, my floormate who has his mat next to me and get ready for some...

PENIS REFLEXOLOGY.

What? Flash forward twenty minutes and now we're all standing up and doing penis reflexology. It's like regular reflexology, but instead of the foot...so the philosophy is that there are pressure points that respond to parts of the body that can be reached when massaging the penis.

We were instructed to put our thumbs on top of the shaft of the "sex organ" (I'm still laughing at some of the terminology...yes, I'm ten) and to move the thumbs up and down the length...my mind goes blank.

Uh...are we masturbating?

I look around. Yep. Across the room, there's a tall blond, swimmer's build guy. Arthur. I only remember his name over a month later because he's got the distinction of being the first guy I've seen in my Hot Nude Yoga practice where I'm like "hubba hubba." But I'm determined to not let that interfere with my Tantric Yoga and Sexual Kung Fu practice. So back to my penis reflex--uh oh. Hot guy and penis reflexology feels a bit dirty. So I look at the short Mexican guy next to him. He looks like he could be an uncle.

Back to Arthur.

The reflexology is supposed to be a lengthening exercise. Yesterday, I was on the internet and happened upon a technique called Jelqing, which is supposed to be another lengthening technique that doesn't involve pumps or meds. Anyway, for more info on that Google "jelqing." Fascinating. So in the interest of making my boyfriend happy, I've been practicing a lot of reflexology since the workshop: education.

Before getting to the partner work, I should mention that Dana said something at the top of class that he's never said before:

"Just because you're rubbing someone's butt, doesn't mean you can touch their asshole. And just because you're rubbing their inner thigh, doesn't mean you can grab their dick."

What? Did we have an asshole/dick incident last week? We've never had a warning before. So I started out class a little shameful, which had evaporated by the time I got to reflexology. So we're doing our normal partner coda and I'm paired up with a really sweet older guy and we have a great partner session. But then Loren offers some alternatives that involve rubbing the sex organ against someone's butt. We're not told to actually DO these exercises, but that's just information for at home practice with our lovers. A bit contradictory to the whole, don't stick your chocolate in someone's peanut butter conversation at the top of class.

Aside from that, another good class. Actually because of all of that, another good class. Just another mindful week of serious nude yoga practice.