The "Race" is On!

So I'm just going to give my opinions thus far on who I think is going to take this thing. And I'm only going by memory because if the other ladies aren't sticking, then they aren't staying, and not worth mentioning.

"Can I get an Amen up in here?"

Funny. I was going to start writing about Ongina. I saw her at Micky's several months ago. I love her pocket, genderfuck, yellow madness. It's fantastic.

While I'm still stuck on Season One, can I just say that those Absolute ads that they show when you watch it online are freaky deaky? Nina's glass eyes, Chanel's Liz Taylor weight gain, Bebe's Ororo Munroe blue eyes (those X Men fans will know what I'm talking about)...it's kinda weird.

Okay, onto Season Two. Here's my rundown on the queens...

Tyra Sanchez - judging from Ep 2, she's a bitch. Judging from Ep. 3, she's a funny bitch. And maybe the most gorgeous of them all. And she might pull a knife on you, which is hot.

Jessica Wild - from Ep. 3, she was a little Phyllis Diller, a little Charo, and a lot to love.

Jujubee - I'm loving how real she is and how she's a cool boy and a sexy girl. Although I want to see her turn it out a bit more. But I love a slant-eyed sister.

Morgan McMichaels - he's a cute boy and as a drag queen, a real nod to female impersonators of the past. She doesn't look like a woman, she looks like a drag queen. Way over the top in a great way. And a bit scary.

Mystique Summers Madison - she's now gone, but I have to say that she's trashy and "raggedy" (according to Ru) in a good way. And I love her name.

Nicole Paige Brooks - Nicole. Paige. Brooooks. Name more interesting than the woman. A little janky. but I'm sure she's as sweet as anything.

Pandora Boxx - love her. She's Kathy Griffin meets Kathy Najimy meets Cloris Leachman meets whatever other judges are on the show this season. Here's to the lady who laughs!

Raven - I'm loving her. She's fierce and bitchy and real and cool. Sometimes can look a bit draggy and manlike. But last night she looked like a real lady, soft and demure. Gimme more, Raven! Although she needs to take some pills to up her energy level. As Ru would say, "You betta work!"

Sahara Davenport - trained dancer, but not my favorite drag queen. She's a beauty, though!

Shangela - tore up from the floor up.

Sonique - who knew such an ugly dude could be such a pretty lady. And I don't mean that mean...well, maybe I do. An example of a person who just transforms. Maybe that's it! Most transformed!

Tatianna - like Tyra Banks says, "Don't rest on pretty." And she IS a lady, not a tranny.

That's how I feel. I'm so addicted. I love my RuPaul's Drag Race. It's delish. And now that they have "Untucked", which actually surpasses the show it rips off, "Models of the Runway." Amazeballs!